March 2013
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February 2013
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Love is a fraud. It burns with the first daylight of reality.
– Charles Bukowski
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can we just talk about how there are snapback fedoras
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stop
is it because we didn’t stop kony
January 2013
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But really
How do I tumblr
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Oscar Competition
I am having serious trouble picking my nominees for the Oscar Competition this year, mainly because Argo winning a Globe for Best Drama and Ben winning Best Director there me for a serious loop.
Oh well, all will end well.
Or in complete disaster.
Hmm. Time will tell.
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a-whitegirl:
what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie lee curtis getting drunk in public and lindsay lohan is sitting around eating activia
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Tumblr users: Please give us a chat system
Tumblr users: Please remove ask limits
Tumblr users: Please remove post limits
Tumblr users: Please do something
Tumblr staff: ok
Tumblr staff: *makes 'follow' & 'dashboard' button bold*
Tumblr staff: whew that was a lot of work
I`m going to reblog this everytime I see it until all those changes are made.
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December 2012
44 posts
ghetto google search →
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
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its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
no
those are...
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Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
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BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and...